As Fred Norris offered his fans his heartfelt gratitude during last week’s show Ultimate experience for fans of the Howard Stern ShowJD Harmeyer gave them something very different: the longtime staffer allowed fans to watch him eat a buffet.

“Fans sat stadium style just to watch JD eat,” Stern Show staffer Wolfie reported Tuesday. “They were laser focused.”

“I sat down and gave them the show,” JD agreed.

And what a spectacle it was! While JD was the first in line for the food, he apparently regretted his choice. “I shouldn’t have eaten the fries, they’re a little cold,” he said to Wolfie as he continued to chew. “It’s not, you know what? I can’t… I don’t answer questions… I spit everywhere.