If you are reading this while sitting on the toilet, then you need to buy one of these bidet accessories. It’s good. Thanksgiving is a tough time for plumbing, literally and figuratively. But we really love these Tushy bidets and they’re currently on sale for Black Friday at Amazon. If you’ve never used one before, now is a great time to try one. Once you’ve done it, you will never go back to the old ways. And if you’ve had one for a while, it’s probably time to replace it. After all, he’s been hanging out in your toilet all this time. Finish your business, then upgrade your bathroom.

TUSHY Classic 3.0 non-electric bidet attachment $94 (instead of $125)

If you have a conventional toilet with a standard seat, you should be able to install this bidet accessory yourself in less than 10 minutes. Once in place, it provides a soothing, cleansing stream of water to help you be as fresh as possible. The improved nozzle allows you to direct the jet and control its strength so you get exactly as much water in exactly the right place. Once its job is done, the nozzle cleans itself and retracts. It really is an elegant system. If you’re afraid it’ll be awkward, imagine how awkward it is to be sitting around on Thanksgiving night trying to write about poop in a way that seems fun and light-hearted instead of gross and… well , mostly just disgusting.

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